Thursday, March 19, 2009

Fashion has no Sense

Spring Break is a time of fun in the sun for most families. My family has taken the opportunity to hang out at our local amusement park.

The weather was perfect but people were not. There were the men that spit, the kids that argued, and the strange clothing.

The nice thing to see this year is that most ladies have it in their heads now that Capris are not and have not been in style for the past two summers. They are the new "Mom Jeans".

Here are a few tips:

1) If I am standing in line and can tell that your panties don't match your bra then you might want to rethink your wardrobe choice.

2) Muffin top beware. If you think you are in a size 10 pants but your size 18 shirt lets me see the inside of your belly button try going up a few sizes. There is nothing wrong with wearing a bigger size. There is something to be said for wearing clothes that fit. Embrace the size that you are.

3)I understand fully that you don't want to wear the high-waisted sports shorts. Rolling down a little is okay. If I can tell if your hair is your natural color it isn't a good thing.

4)If you want to wear flip-flops great for you. Some of you need to take sandpaper to those puppies. If I have to follow your feet up to your face to find out if they belong to a man or woman because of the polish....not good.

5)Ladies, please go get fitted for a bra. No matter how short you are your boobs should not touch your belt. Many stores will measure you for free. I beg you. If you give the person behind you on the roller coaster a black eye you might get sued.


ErikaRobin said...

*rolling on the floor laughing*
I don't want to get sued for causing a roller coaster injury!
That was fantastic, Rebecca!

cleanaturalady said... is just 6 Flags. I have to wear clothes that fit right even when I am hanging out at 6 Flags? ;)

Angelicious said...

Awesome! You really have it out for those capris, don't you?? lol

Fistandantalus said...

Rebecca dude, I think that when you meet me, you're going to grab me and haul me into the nearest salon for an emergency, life-saving makeover.

Rebeccalynn_dj said...

Yes Angie. When my not so cool 79 year old mother is wearing the same clothes as my friends it bothers me. ;)

ServinGsus said...

There is *nothing* wrong with a capri pant ... you leave my capris alone!!!

Planomom1 said...

Thou shall NOT pick on Capris! They have been a staple in some homes for years - saving others from having to see the capri-wearer in shorts! If over 40, Capris are okay...

Your blog is hilarious! I agree that all breasts should be contained properly even though gravity works against them and ALL toes should look groomed even if you have ugly feet :)

But it IS Six Flags...