Friday, March 20, 2009

TMI Friday! "Hairum Scarum" Edition

Hallelujah, I finally got some the other night! Between my "Aunt Flo", who apparently is back on the meth because she booked a flight, forgot to get on it and eventually got re-routed through Brazil before finally arriving, my kids' creative attempts to put off bedtime by asking 1001 Questions About Something Super-Serious and the extra dog I've got right now who doesn't really get along with a certain Psycho Cat I also have sleazing around here, opportunities for the nookie have been scarce.
When sex isn't going to happen and the both of us know it, I tend to let myself go in the extra-girly department and then I have to do catch-up maintenance right quick and in a hurry the day I re-open for business. It would probably be smart if I "vacuumed the basement and dusted the baseboards" more regularly; then it wouldn't take 90 minutes to get me from World-Class Skanky to First-Class MILF.
Due to a low-flying military jet that I really thought was going to crash in the front yard this morning, The Husband Person got up early and decided to play in his facial hair. I walked in on him doing that because I didn't figure he would be up that early and I had to pee like a racehorse.
Sooooo HOT! Dudes shaving is a major, weirdo turn-on of mine; it affects me as if I walked in on him shaking the weasel with Supernatural on in the background and yes, I know that's also really weird. He knows what I'm like, yet he asked me to help him get his new goatee evened up. Yeah, that ended up taking a LOT longer than he expected and we used up all the hot water, shaving cream and Astroglide.


ErikaRobin said...

HAHAHAHA! So, you get all randy grooming your man, do ya? I'm glad you seized the goat (and the day)by the tee.

Rebeccalynn_dj said...

LOL See when you maintain yourself you feel better about yourself. Your sex life is better and you feel good.